he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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