i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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