You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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