He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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