it hurts more in the daytime
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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