When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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