i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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