Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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