question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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