Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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