You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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