Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i am craving dick and cupcakes
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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