Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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