I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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