Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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