totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
so let's talk penis.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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