You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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