So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Randomize
