I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
How did I end up in the pool?!
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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