is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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