Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
we should paint friendship bongs
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