we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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