Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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