i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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