You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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