I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Randomize
