Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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