i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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