you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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