morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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