I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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