i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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