shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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