By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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