Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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