guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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