Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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