I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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