so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
