Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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