apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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