Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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