Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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