Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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