everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Be still, my beating vagina.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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