dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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