Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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