dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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