Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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