Pappa wants mamma naked
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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