Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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