I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila